by Amanda Flinner

Comments: 27

• Blackleather666 from Elkhart, IndianaI wrote a song titled "I Flavored My Beer With the Salt from a Tear I Cried Over Losing You."
• 66 Coupe from VirginiaHow Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away (Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks)
• Speedygonzalez from Toronto, OntarioMarried But Not To Each Other is one of my favorite country music song titles.
• Oldfashshionedcowgirl from TennesseeOld country is way better then little nas x id rather listen to 5 o-clock somwhere or fishing in the dark
• Cowpoke Puke from Edmonds Wa Usa“I feel so bad, it’s like almost like having you here”
• Elmer Sinnerfriend from Los Angeles"If she's On The Menu, I'll Take It"-Russ Russel and the Sting Rays, Gretna, Louisiana, 1970
• Will T from Calgary, AlbertaMy super-wild-ass guessing didn't help me much, ! Dang !
• Recordsteve from Emerald Coast, FlFun quiz, what about "She broke my heart so I broke her leg." (Fiction)
• Lynda from Washington StateTake a Good Look at the Floor (Cause all you'll be seein' is the ceiling when I get home). Justin Moore
• Keith Williams from Des Moines IaThe box he comes home in, will be all satin lined- Wanda Jackson
• Mike from Maryland"If My Heart Had an Ass I'd Kick It"
• Don from OklahomaRay Stevens: "Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye"
• Martin from Toronto"I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart." -- Johnny Cash
• Rob Orick Alias "robgems68" from Oxford MichiganMy all Time Favorite Ridiculous Country Western Song Title: "She Broke My Heart At Walgreen's" By Homer & Jethro (Henry Haines And Kenny Burns In Reality.)
• Martin from Toronto"I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You."
• Matin from Toronto"My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don'y Love Jesus."
• Wendy from WisconsinI guess "Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)" has shown up in too many of these "are they real?" quizzes, huh?
• Martin from Toronto."Did I Shave My Legs For This?"-Deana Carter
  "Don't Strike a Match (to the Book of Love)."-Hal Ketchum
  "How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me".-Mel Tillis
  "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus."-Jimmy Buffett
• Jim from Mobile, AlThis was a hoot. The comments are just as good. There are a few you missed. "She's acting single and I'm drinking doubles", "If I can't be number one with you then number two on you" and my personal favorite "If I shot you when I wanted, I'd be out by now".
• Jared Ganbarg from Arlington Heights, IlI'm Keeping Your Poop // Hayseed Dixie
• Peter from UsaFlushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - J. Cash
• Charlene from KyIt's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day co written and recorded by Rodney Crowell & Vince Gill
• Louise from North CarolinaHow about, "If I kiss you will you go away cause you're the biggest hurt I've got"...
• Roger Carver from LondonNice idea for a quiz. Well done.
  And of course the seasonal offering featuring Joseph's role in the Nativity. 'it wasn't his child'. But we all knew that, surely?
• Jeff Adler from Utica, NebraskaBut now that those ideas have been thrown out to the public, I'd bet that somebody out there can write a Top Ten Grammy Nominated Country Song from the "fictional ones".
• Jim from North Billerica, MaThis was a fun quiz. A few other great country song titles are "You ain't much fun since I've quit drinkin'",
  "She's acting single and I'm drinking doubles", "Mama, get the hammer, there's a fly on papa's head"
  "If You Won't Be My Number One, Then Number Two On You " "She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger "
  "Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2"
• K.c. from NhSome other great country titles include: "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me", "All My Exes Live In Texas", "Uneasy Rider", "Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not", and "Trashy Women".

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