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• James from QuebecLyrics for "Tis The Season"
  
  The season's upon us, it's that time of year
  Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer
  There's lights on the trees
  And there's wreaths to be hung
  There's mischief and mayhem
  And songs to be sung
  
  There's bells and there's holly, the kids are gung-ho
  True love finds a kiss beneath fresh mistletoe
  Some families are messed up while others are fine
  If you think yours is crazy
  Well you should see mine
  
  My sisters are whack-jobs, I wish I had none
  Their husbands are losers and so are their sons
  My nephew's a horrible, wise little twit
  He once gave me a gift wrapped box full of s--t
  
  He likes to pelt carolers with icy snow balls
  I'd like to take him out back
  And deck more than the halls
  With family like this, I would have to confess
  I'd be better off lonely, distraught and depressed
  
  The season's upon us, it's that time of year
  Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer
  There's lights on the trees
  And there's wreaths to be hung
  There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
  They call this Christmas where I'm from
  
  My mom likes to cook, push our buttons and prod
  My brother just brought home another big broad
  The eyes roll and whispers come loud
  
From the kitchen I'd come home more often
  If they'd only quit bitching
  
  Dad, on the other hand's a selfish old sod
  Drinks whiskey alone with my miserable dog
  Who won't run or fetch, yeah, he couldn't care less
  He defiled my teddy bear and left me the mess
  
  The season's upon us, it's that time of year
  Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer
  There's lights on the trees
  And there's wreaths to be hung
  There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
  They call this Christmas where I'm from
  
  The table's set, we raise a toast
  The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost
  I'm so glad this day only comes once a year
  You can keep your opinions, your presents, your “Happy New Year”
  They call this Christmas where I'm from
  They call this Christmas where I'm from

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