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• It is well known that the Ian Dury song "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick" was inspired by his disability; Dury was born in Harrow in May 1942 (not Essex as he would claim early on in his music career), and contracted polio when he was seven years old. Although unlike Michael Flanders of the Flanders & Swann duo who suffered the same fate six years earlier, Dury was not confined to a wheelchair, his body was still deformed by the disease, and he used a walking stick for the rest of his life.
• According to biographer Richard Balls, the line "It's nice to be a lunatic" was probably inspired by a caustic remark from a lecturer in his days at Walthamstow Art College.
• Dury gave the completed lyrics to his songwriting partner Chas (Chaz) Jankel in the autumn of 1978; apart from the apparent suggestiveness of the title and the lyrical content, the song has an excellent bass line, and an innovative saxophone solo by Davey Payne - who actually played two saxophones at once!
  
  Released on the Stiff label November 23, 1978 and backed by "There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards", it went on to sell a million copies, entering the top 75 on December 9 and reaching number one on January 27, 1979. In March it reached number 29 in the German singles chart.
  
  Although Dury had already enjoyed some chart success, "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick" was his biggest hit to date and deservedly the biggest of his career. >>>

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• Dury and Jankel wrote this at Dury's luxurious Toad Hall home in Rolvenden, Kent. According to Will Birch's Ian Dury: the Definitive Biography Jankel toiled for hours over his keyboard in Toad Hall's garage to come up with the disco-ish melody while Dury supposedly worked on the words. However the singer already had the pastiche lyrics up his sleeve, in which he mixed various locations across the world and a number of phrases in various non-English languages. Dury said: "I had Rhythm Stick for about three years on a bit of paper. I did a little demo with a drum machine and I gave it to Chaz." When the song was finished, Jankel phoned his mother and excitedly announced that he'd just written his "first #1." He was right, it reached the pole position on the UK charts on January 27, 1979 and sold close to a million copies.
• Chaz Jankel continued to perform with the Blockheads but has also carved out a successful solo career. Internationally he is best known for Quincy Jones' "Ai No Corrida (I-No-No-Ko-ree-da)," which he co-wrote with Kenny Young.
• Ian Dury had been nursing a song called "Rhythm Stick" for two years. "Hit Me" was a catchphrase he and the band had been chanting on the street throughout their recent US tour. By amalgamating the two phrases he generated the lyric for the follow-up to the band's "What a Waste" single.
• Chas Jankel told Mojo magazine that he stumbled on the song's funky keyboard riff to accompany Dury's words in Toad Hall's garage. "He showed me a lyric, very succinct," recalled Jankel. "In half an hour the song was written."