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• In the pantheon of pickup lines, "If you don't love me I'll kill myself" is probably the worst. In the song, Pete Droge gives it a try, making it the chorus of a very singsongy track that's whimsically macabre. Witness:
  
  I need you more than a sailor needs a breeze
  I need you more than an Eskimo freeze
  
  Droge didn't put too much thought into it. "It's a three-and-a-half-minute song that took about three minutes to write, thanks to the rhyming dictionary, and the song just fell out of the sky fully formed," he told Songfacts. "I've wondered if the suicide lyric held it back or rubbed people the wrong way."
• "If You Don't Love Me (I'll Kill Myself)" was Pete Droge's first single, and it remains his most popular song. It was released in May 1994 on his debut album, Necktie Second, and gradually got added to radio station playlists. This was a time when pop radio was looking to sprinkle in some edgy and unusual songs among the staid sounds of Hootie & The Blowfish and Sheryl Crow, so the timing was right ("Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" by Primus and "Longview" by Green Day also fit this category). It charted at #119 in March 1995 but did better on the Modern Rock tally, where it climbed to #28. It was the last chart hit for Pete Droge, but he made a lot of fans with that album who stuck with him, and he earned the respect of many fellow songwriters. In 2002 he formed a group called The Thorns with Matthew Sweet and Shawn Mullins. Later, his music appeared in many commercials, movies and TV shows.
• Brendan O'Brien, who around this time was working with grungy rock acts like Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam and Paul Westerberg, produced this song, along with the rest of the Necktie Second album.
  
  Pete Droge made the unusual move of leaving the Seattle music scene in 1993, a time when any band that could fill the The Crocodile club would earn a record deal. Droge had tried punk rock (one of his early bands was called March Of Crimes and included bass player Ben Shepherd, later of Soundgarden), but was more comfortable with an acoustic guitar, so he set out to Portland, Oregon, where there was a burgeoning neo-folk scene.
  
  Back in Seattle, Droge was friends with Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready, who gave their producer, Brendan O'Brien, Pete's demo tape. O'Brien loved it; he helped Droge land a deal with Rick Rubin's label, American Recordings, and produced Necktie Second. O'Brien produced Droge's next two albums as well.
• Droge says the song was recorded in one magical take, with producer Brendan O'Brien letting them known right away that they nailed it.
• The song plays in the 1994 movie Dumb And Dumber in a scene where Jeff Daniels gets in an overzealous snowball fight with Lauren Holly. The very quotable movie earned a cult following and gave the song lots of exposure. The song was included on the soundtrack album, which is also where many of us heard "New Age Girl" by Deadeye Dick.
• In in early 1995, Droge performed the song on the Late Show with David Letterman and on The Jon Stewart Show.
• Droge took some heat for making light of suicide in this song, but that certainly wasn't his intention. Still, in later years he changed the lyric, singing, "If you don't love me, I'll love myself" when he performed it. "I wouldn't write that lyric today," he explained to Songfacts in 2025.
• "If You Don't Love Me" put Pete Droge in one-hit wonder territory, but that's not entirely his fault. He was signed to Rick Rubin's label American Recordings, which had just recently dropped the "Def" from their previous name, Def American Recordings. The label was going through some changes when Droge released his next album, Find A Door in 1996, and it didn't get much promotion.
  
  Droge embraces the song and is thankful for it, since it "opened a lot of doors." But, he told Songfacts, "I hope people discover the rest of my catalogue and see there's a lot more to my songwriting than a three-and-a-half-minute tongue-in-cheek romp."
• This song is heavy on cowbell which was played by Elaine Summers, who was Pete's love interest and a backup singer on the album. They met in 1993 soon after he moved from the Seattle area to Portland, Oregon. They remained musical collaborators and a romantic couple, but didn't get married until 2008 (after what Droge jokes was their "15-year trial period"). Some of their music they release under the name The Droge & Summers Blend.
• Warren Zevon, who enjoyed songs imbued with dark humor (check out "Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner" or "Excitable Boy"), sometimes played this song at his concerts.