How's Your Whole... Family?

Album: I Laughed... I Cried... I Fudged My Undies! (1990)
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Songfacts®:

  • Every line in this song seems dirty, but pays off with a wholesome finisher:

    How's your hole... family?
    How's your dick... tation machine?
    Take your pants down... to the cleaners today.
    Won't you do my ass... trological chart?
    Suck on a stiff cock... tail with me.

    Said Peters: "Remember like in the third grade you'd feel like you were getting away with something when you'd goof around an pause mid-sentence, making it sound like you were saying something really naughty? Then a second or two later you would finish the sentence and it would be completely harmless and sort of silly? I did it all the time."
  • Red Peters is a musical comedian whose real name is Douglas Stevens. Some of his other songs include "A Ballad of a Dog Named Stains" and "You Ain't Getting S--t For Christmas." His songs have a following among radio hosts, including Howard Stern, who has had him on as a guest.

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