Songfacts®:

• Every line in this song seems dirty, but pays off with a wholesome finisher:
  
  How's your hole... family?
  How's your dick... tation machine?
  Take your pants down... to the cleaners today.
  Won't you do my ass... trological chart?
  Suck on a stiff cock... tail with me.
  
  Said Peters: "Remember like in the third grade you'd feel like you were getting away with something when you'd goof around an pause mid-sentence, making it sound like you were saying something really naughty? Then a second or two later you would finish the sentence and it would be completely harmless and sort of silly? I did it all the time."
• Red Peters is a musical comedian whose real name is Douglas Stevens. Some of his other songs include "A Ballad of a Dog Named Stains" and "You Ain't Getting S--t For Christmas." His songs have a following among radio hosts, including Howard Stern, who has had him on as a guest.