Paris In Jail

Album: Paris In Jail (2007)
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  • I don't mind being confined, to L.A. State Prison
    Cause' I would drive with DUI's, I caused some collisions
    They tell me now that my appeal has been denied
    And that the sentence is bonified
    How about a jail that won't insult my civic pride?
    Like something on the upper west, with a waterslide, oh no

    Even though they say I'm shady, I'm really so refined
    I need a cleaning lady, I can't do time
    Robert Blake and O.J. Simpson, they both get off scot free
    I drive without a license, they throw the book right at me,
    It sucks to the highest degree

    Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

    I went ape on a sex tape, the guys all went gaga
    Now I must make my jail escape, I miss my Chihuahua
    My friend, Nicole, drove down that freeway the wrong way
    She'll probably get parole and float away,
    Because she weighs zero

    Even thought I've got the glamour, Even though my clothes are fab
    They throw me in the slammer, Britney gets rehab
    They put me in the big house, sounds like a movie pitch
    Heiress goes up the river, ends up as somebody's bitch
    They can't do this to me, I'm rich

    Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

    And now I am digging a ditch

    Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

    My roommate's a woman named Mitch
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  • Mike from Santa Barbara, CaI got a big kick out of this song when it appeared. It was a huge hit on Youtube.
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