Rhymin & Stealin

Album: Licensed to Ill (1986)
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  • Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
    I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
    No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
    'Cause I'm bad, gettin' bolder, cold getting colder
    Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
    And if you've got beef, you'll get capped in the knees
    We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
    And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest

    Most illingest B-boy, I got that feeling
    'Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

    Snatching gold chains, nicking pieces of eight
    I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate
    We got wenches on the benches, and bitties with titties
    Housing all girlies from city to city
    One for all and all for one
    Taking out MCs with a big shotgun
    All for one and one for all
    Because the Beastie Boys have gone AWOL
    Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat
    Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat
    We got maidens and wenches, man ,they're on the ace
    Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face

    Most illingest B-boy, I got that feeling
    I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves
    Ali Baba and the forty thieves

    Torching and crackin' and rhymin' and stealin'
    Robbin' and raping, busting two in the ceiling
    I'm wheeling', I'm dealin', I'm drinking, not thinking
    Never cower, never shower, and I'm always stinking
    Yo-ho-ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
    And when my girlie shakes her hips, she sure gets funky
    Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village
    We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage

    Most illingest B-boy, I got that feeling
    I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

    (I was drinking) I've been drinking my rum, a def son of a gun
    (I fought the law) and I cold won
    Blackbeard's weak, Moby Dick's on the chicks
    'Cause I pull out the jammy and squeeze off six
    My pistol is loaded, I shot Betty Crocker
    Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
    Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
    And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate

    Most illingest B-boy, I got that feeling
    I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
    Most illingest B-boy, I got that feeling
    I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
    Most illingest B-boy, I got that feeling
    'Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
    Most dillingest B-boy, I got that feeling
    I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
    Most chillingest B-boy
    I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

    Most killingest B-boy
    I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
    Most dusted out B-boy, I'm tossin' my dust
    Most finkinest B-boy, I'm doin' that finkin'
    Most rhyminest B-boy, I'm stretchin' my shade
    Most shootinest B-boy, I think you're shit

    Most rhyminest B-boy, I'll steal your shit, homeboy
    Most taxinest B-boy, I'll tax you, boy
    Most illingest, illingest, illingest B-boy
    Taxin' all y'all squares, yeah Writer/s: Adam Keefe Horovitz, Adam Nathaniel Yauch, Michael Louis Diamond, Rick Rubin
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
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