Levi Johnston's Blues

Album: Lonely Avenue (2010)
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  • Woke up this morning, what do I see?
    Three thousand cameras pointed at me.
    Dude says, "You Levi?"
    I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir."
    "Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter."

    So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister,
    Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol."
    And they all laugh and say, "Where you been, sonny?
    Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency."

    And I say, "Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married!"
    They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it."
    I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home,
    I'm gonna lay down the law
    And tell her what's going on

    I'm a fucking redneck,
    I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
    And kill some moose.
    I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
    You fuck with me and I kick your ass.

    So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
    And sex outside marriage is against our religion.
    And when I try to tell 'em I'm eighteen years old,
    They say, "Levi, it's too late,
    You gotta do as you're told."

    I say, "Mother-in-law? No, we ain't getting married!"
    They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it."
    I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home,
    Gonna lay down the law
    And tell her what's going on:

    I'm a fucking redneck,
    I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
    And kill some moose.
    I like to shoot the shit and do some chilling I guess,
    You fuck with me and I kick your ass.

    I'm a fucking redneck,
    I live to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing
    And kill some moose.
    I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
    You fuck with me and I kick your ass.

    Yeah, I like to shoot the shit, do some chillin' I guess
    Kick some ass

    I'm a fucking redneck,
    I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
    And kill some moose.
    I like to shoot the shit and do some chilling I guess,
    You fuck with me and I kick your ass. Writer/s: BEN FOLDS, BENJAMIN SCOTT FOLDS, NICHOLAS PETER JOHN HORNBY, NICK HORNBY
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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