The Bad Touch

Album: Hooray For Boobies (1999)
Charted: 4 52
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  • Haha, well now
    We call this the act of mating
    But there are several other very important differences
    Between human beings and animals that you should know about

    (I'd appreciate your input)

    Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
    Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
    So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
    Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert
    And you're getting two thumbs up
    You've had enough of two-hand touch
    You want it rough, you're out of bounds
    I want you smothered, want you covered
    Like my Waffle House hash browns
    Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
    Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
    To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

    (Do it now)
    You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    (Do it again now)
    You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    (Gettin' horny now)

    Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
    Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
    Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
    But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
    Means small craft advisory
    So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
    Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
    So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
    You'll Lovett just like Lyle
    And then we'll do it doggy style
    So we can both watch X-Files

    (Do it now)
    You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    (Do it again now)
    You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    (Gettin' horny now)

    You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    (Do it again now)
    You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

    (Do it now)
    You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    (Do it again now)
    You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
    So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    (Gettin' horny now) Writer/s: James M. Franks
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 12

  • Zed1271 from Jacksonville,flI roadied a festival they were on the bill at one time back in the 90's..cool show.
  • George from Vancouver, CanadaDoze ears, doe!
  • Dan from Middleboro, MaThe music video was filmed in the summer of 1999 at various locations in Paris including Place de l'Estrapade, Avenue de Saxe, and Champ de Mars.
  • Dan from Middleboro, MaI wonder what the people that appeared in the music video are thinking when they see it today!
  • Caitlyn from Royersford, Pai remeber seeing some of the bnd members(jimmy pop and evil jared) a few times on viva la bam. Just like in their songs they're hilarious in real life too. Jimmy pop had me crying i was laughing so hard!
  • Stuart from Liverpool, United KingdomY'know, I didn't find out until recently what the title of this song was.

    At first, I thought it was just another piece of sexual innuendo, but reading what the title actually
    meant, above, the whole song all of a sudden just seems a little sinister.........Perhaps it's just me.
  • Janey from Mw, BelgiumI love this song! I love the soundeffects too, though dirty, the song is very poetic
  • Dekkun from Anonymous-ville, HiI've been taking AP Brit Lit since July, and our teacher has been having us dissect writing to pick out the metaphors and such.

    When I heard this song, I thought it was genius! I never knew there were so many innuendos possible. They have proven me wrong!
  • Austin from Seminole, FlThis song reminds me of Big balls by AC DC! i love this song though and im only 12
  • Roger from Waterford, MiIt's kinda funny that this song in on here. Think it's pretty obvious what this song is about. Most Bloodhound Gang songs are about this.
  • Devon from Bethlehem, Nmwow daniel i hate you just leave it at that
  • Shelby from Long Island, NyHa, you can always count on The Bloodhound Gang for a good laugh.
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