No Hablo Inglés

Album: Sorry For Partyin' (2009)
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  • My teacher asked me where my homework was
    And that's when I told her
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    Policeman caught me doing 90
    And that's when pulled me over
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    A hippy with a tambourine
    Asking me if I could spare a dollar
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    Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight
    And grabs my collar
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    (One!)
    When I'm not feeling it
    (Two!)
    When someone's full of shit
    (Three!)
    When I get cut off at the bar
    To make a getaway
    It's all you gotta say
    (Quatro! Cinco! Seis!)
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    (Hey, hey, hey)
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    (Hey, hey, hey)

    My nephew asks me if I'd take him
    To the Jonas Brothers movie
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    Walking my dog I see a sign that says
    To please pick up the doodie
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    My mum gets mad cause I never call my dad
    On his birthday
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    A guy walks up and says
    "Dónde está casa de Pepe"
    He no habla Ingles

    (One!)
    So many different uses
    (Two!)
    You don't need no excuses
    (Three!)
    It's as easy as the third grade
    The perfect getaway
    It's all you've gotta say
    (Quatro! Sinco! Seis!)
    No hablo Ingles
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    (Hey, hey, hey)
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    (Hey, hey, hey!)

    Did you brush your teeth?
    (No hablo Ingles!)
    Where'd you leave your pants?
    (No hablo Ingles!)
    Did you feed the fish?
    (No hablo Ingles!)
    Do you like my band?
    Wait... don't answer that...

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    (Hey, hey, hey)
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    (Hey, hey, hey)
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    Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
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    (Hey, hey, hey,)
    Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
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    Hey how 'bout we all get together
    and go to the ballet?
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    (Hey, hey, hey)
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    Can I borrow that beer?
    No hablo Ingles!
    (laughs)
    No hablo Ingles
    (Hey, hey, hey)
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    No hablo Ingles Writer/s: Jaret Ray Reddick, Linus Dotson
    Publisher: CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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