Bobby Brown

Album: Sheik Yerbouti (1979)
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  • Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
    They say I'm the cutest boy in town
    My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
    I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
    Here I am at a famous school
    I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool
    I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
    Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her

    Oh God I am the American dream
    I do not think I'm too extreme
    An' I'm a handsome son of a bitch
    I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

    (Get a good
    Get a good
    Get a good
    Get a good job)

    Women's Liberation
    Came creepin' across the nation
    I tell you people I was not ready
    When I f**** this d**e by the name of Freddie
    She made a little speech then,
    Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
    She had my b**** in a vice, but she left the d***
    I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

    Oh God I am the American dream
    But now I smell like Vaseline
    An' I'm a miserable son of a bitch
    Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which

    (I wonder wonder
    Wonder wonder)

    So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
    I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
    Got a job doin' radio promo
    An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
    Eventually me 'n' a friend
    Sorta drifted along into S&M
    I can take about an hour on the tower of power
    'Long as I gets a little golden shower

    Oh God I am the American dream
    With a spindle up my b*** till it makes me scream
    An' I'll do anything to get ahead
    I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
    Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
    Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
    And my name is Bobby Brown
    Watch me now, I'm goin down,
    And my name is Bobby Brown
    Watch me now, I'm goin down, etc. Writer/s: Frank Vincent Zappa
    Publisher: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
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  • Calvin Wilkerson from Rochester, Ny"Bobby Brown" got so big in Scandinavia that Zappa wanted to send an anthropologist on behalf of CBS Records to see what the hell was going on
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