I Can't Dance

Album: We Can't Dance (1991)
Charted: 7 7
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  • Hot sun beating down
    Burning my feet just walking around
    Hot sun makin' me sweat
    Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet

    I can't dance
    I can't talk
    Only thing about me is the way I walk
    I can't dance
    I can't sing
    I'm just standing here selling everything

    Blue jeans sittin' on the beach
    Her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach
    Mhm, she's got a body under that shirt
    But all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt

    'Cause I can't dance
    I can't talk
    Only thing about me is the way I walk
    I can't dance
    I can't sing
    I'm just standing here sellin'

    Oh, and checking everything is in place
    You never know who's lookin' on

    Young punk spillin' beer on my shoes
    Fat guy's talkin' to me, tryin' to steal my blues
    Thick smoke, see her smiling through
    I never thought so much could happen just shootin' pool

    But I can't dance
    I can't talk
    The only thing about me is the way that I walk
    I can't dance
    I can't sing
    I'm just standing here sellin'

    Oh, and checking everything is in place
    You never know who's looking on
    A perfect body with a perfect face
    Mhm

    No, I can't dance
    I can't talk
    The only thing about me is the way I walk
    No, I can't dance
    I can't sing
    I'm just standing here sellin' everything

    No, I can't walk
    No, I can't dance
    No, no, no, I can't dance
    No, I said, I can't sing Writer/s: Anthony Banks, Michael Rutherford, Phil Collins
    Publisher: CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 2

  • Mark Boyle from Johnstone, ScotlandThe song was largely written by Mike Rutherford to lampoon The Clash, who after a career of spouting specious Trotskyite platitudes in the music press and attacking prog rock bands like Genesis "formed in public schools" (despite the fact Joe Strummer went to public school, another two went to selective Grammar Schools, and another was a roadie for Yes!), were happy to allow "Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" to be used for an advert for a denims company notorious for using Third World child labour - in short, showing they were as shallow and motivated by money as the "dinosaurs" they'd attacked on ideological grounds during their brief, modest heyday.

    Americana adverts were also becoming evermore the norm on UK TV at this time as corporate globalism bit, and American cultural norms - especially its mulish over-competitiveness and oneupmanship - were swamping others more than could be deemed healthy. Rutherford chose to parody the "stories" within said adverts in order to lampoon the corporate culture they represented and the hypocrisy of those happy to take its blood money while demanding others disown it.

    "The Walk" Genesis did in the video was in itself a very direct dig at the band Madness, whose set piece "Nutty dance" conga appeared in many of their videos, and who like The Clash had attacked bands like Genesis from privileged backgrounds without bothering to acknowledge their own.

    Despite much being made by Madness of their impoverished childhoods, it was having a band member's mother as one of the manager's in the BBC's Light Entertainment department - not talent - which resulted in its disproportionate number of appearences of "Top Of The Pops" (at that time the single most important TV show for any musical act) and many other shows run by the state broadcaster, even when the band went into terminal decline as its records began to stiff (this included having a prime time documentary about the making of the song and video for the single "One Better Day" a week before its release). Genesis by contrast had no "helping hands" in their rise to fame and fortune.
  • Miles from Vancouver, CanadaI can't believe nobody's written anything about this awesome, cool song! This is a song that DEFINES the (good side of the) 90's. I recall hearing this song for the first time when I was 5. My dad and I loved it. One thing about the 90's is that many people bought the CD albums for the one hit...and the rest was more or less filler. Not so with We Can't Dance. I don't care what people say about We Can't Dance...I love that album to bits! I finally bought it in '96 for the one song - but I loved all 12 tracks! "No Son of Mine" was such an uplifting, glorious song (never mind the lyrics). In fact, I loved the album so much, I had to discover all the previous Genesis releases before. Mind you, when I first heard on "Dance on a Volcano" (A Trick of the Tail was the second Genesis album I heard), I thought, "Hey! When did Genesis sound like King Crimson?!?" I had no idea that's how they started - and I was more familiar with the solo stuff of Peter Gabriel. Anyway, I love the Gabriel era, I love the Collins era, I love it all!
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