URL Badman

Album: Sheezus (2014)
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  • I work at home in my parent's basement
    I don't troll, I make statements
    I'm not a cliché sittin' in my PJ's
    Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
    I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!
    I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
    Real talk, I'll put the world to rights
    And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for Vice

    It's not for me? It must be wrong
    I could ignore it and move on
    But I'm a Broadband Champion
    A URL Badman
    And if you're tryna call it art
    I'll have to take it all apart
    I got a high-brow game plan
    A URL Badman

    I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy
    I got a high-brow game plan
    A URL Badman
    I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
    'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
    A URL Badman

    Back to calls with no prescription
    Short-shorts with conviction
    Supreme palace, APC
    Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
    I'm a London white boy rapping ATL
    Keyboard Warrior that can't spell
    I don't like you, I think you're worthless
    I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress

    It's not for me? It must be wrong
    I could ignore it and move on
    But I'm a Broadband Champion
    A URL Badman
    And if you're tryna call it art
    I'll have to take it all apart
    I got a high-brow game plan
    A URL Badman

    I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy
    I got a high-brow game plan
    A URL Badman
    I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
    'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
    A URL Badman

    I like Jordans, Jay Rich, DJ Scream
    I'm as complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh
    I'm a space ghost perpetrator
    But I have to violate her
    Checked the Tyler the Creator
    Blogospheric mimicator
    A$AP, Kanye, XX remix
    Mike Jones, Cornwall, I need a Kleenex
    I don't like girls much, they kinda silly
    Unless of course they wanna play with my willy

    I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N without empathy
    I got a high-brow game plan
    A URL Badman
    I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me
    'Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
    A URL Badman, I got a high-brow game plan, a URL Badman Writer/s: GREGORY ALLEN KURSTIN, LILY ROSE BEATRICE ALLEN
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
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