Andrew In Drag

Album: Love At The Bottom Of The Sea (2012)
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  • A pity she does not exist
    A shame he's not a fag
    The only girl I ever loved was
    Andrew in drag

    There is no hope of love for me
    From here on I'll go stag
    The only girl I'll ever love is
    Andrew in drag

    Andrew in drag
    Andrew in drag
    Andrew in drag
    Yeah

    I don't know why I even went
    It's really not my bag
    Just thought it might be funny to see
    Andrew in drag

    The moment he walked on the stage
    My tail began to wag
    Wag like a little wiener dog for
    Andrew in drag

    Andrew in drag
    Andrew in drag
    Andrew in drag
    Yeah

    I've always been a ladies' man
    And I don't have to brag
    But I'd become a mama's boy for
    Andrew in drag

    I'd sign away my trust fund
    I would even sell the Jag
    If I could spend my misspent youth with
    Andrew in drag

    Andrew in drag
    Andrew in drag
    Andrew in drag
    Yeah

    So stick him in a dress and
    He's the only boy I'd shag
    The only boy I'd anything is
    Andrew in drag

    I'll never see that girl again
    He did it as a gag
    I'll pine away forevermore for
    Andrew in drag Writer/s: Stephin Merritt
    Publisher: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Rough Trade Publishing
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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