California Isn't Big Enough

Album: Hang Cool Teddy Bear (2010)
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  • Hey there girl
    There's a little surprise
    I'm so hot
    And you're the reason why

    You're so cute
    I wanna smash your face
    I know you're the queen
    I'm just a pawn

    Babe let me tell you
    Tell you
    Tell you
    Tell you

    I can barely fit my dick in my pants
    Whoa Oh
    Whoa Oh
    Come and lend me your hand

    With my
    Forthcoming release
    Because
    California isn't big enough for me

    I'm no Fred
    But I can make your bed rock baby
    Oh
    Oh yeah

    My god you're a beauty
    I'm just a beast
    Babe let me tell you
    Tell you

    Tell you
    Tell you
    I can barely fit my dick in my pants
    Whoa Oh

    Whoa Oh
    California isn't big enough for e
    Whoa Oh
    Whoa Oh

    Come and lend me your hand
    With my
    Forthcoming release
    Because

    California isn't big enough for me
    You always pictured me
    Laughing in the arms of others
    What kind of man do you think I am?

    We were just good friends
    But we dreamed we could be lovers
    Damned if ya don't, damned if ya do
    I always promised you

    The earth and you were right to ask it
    What kind of fool do you take me for?
    I played Romeo
    But the tragedy became a farce yeah

    I don't make promises anymore
    I don't make promises anymore
    I don't make promises anymore
    I don't make promises anymore

    I can barely fit my dick in my pants
    Whoa Oh
    Whoa Oh
    California isn't big enough for me

    Whoa Oh
    Whoa Oh
    Come and lend me your hand
    With my

    Forthcoming release
    Because
    California isn't big enough for me
    Whaa! No, no, no

    I can barely fit my big dog in here
    Whoa Oh
    Whoa Oh
    California isn't big enough for me

    Whoa Oh
    No, no
    I can barely fit my dick in my pants
    Whoa Oh

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