Stupid Mop

Album: Vitalogy (1994)
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  • Don't you want people to love you?
    My spanking, that's the only thing I want so much...
    Spanking, that's the only thing I want so much...
    That's the only thing I want so much...
    Don't you want people to love you?
    My spanking, that's the only thing I want so much...
    That's the only thing I want so much...
    Why is that better than being hugged?
    Why is that better than being hugged?
    Because you get closer to the person...
    Closer to the person...
    Why is that better than being hugged?
    Because you get closer to the person...
    Closer to the person...
    Just like a person having sex feels cared for...
    We want to be loved, so we have sex together...
    And they feel loved about that...
    And this is the way it makes me feel...loved...
    I want it, I dream about it, I think about it, I want it...
    Just like a girl wants sex with a boy, you know?
    It's the way I'll always be probably...
    My last one was born in the system...
    See, they're stupid, very stupid, those people over there...
    They're stupid...
    These people are so below mentality, honest to god, really...
    You know what I mean, he got the nerve to bug me...
    You know what I mean, he got the nerve to bug me...
    This mentality, honest to god, really...
    You know what I mean, he got the nerve to bug me...
    Honest to god, really...
    You know what I mean, he got the nerve to bug me...
    Bug me...bug me...he got the nerve to bug me...
    Everything seems so eight ball...
    Everything seems so eight ball...
    And I, I don't know if that's my imagination, but, umm...
    Hey foxymophandlemama, that's me...
    And I don't know if that's my imagination, but, umm...
    Hey foxymophandlemama, that's me...
    Hey foxymophandlemama, that's me...
    Think they got me...
    Hey foxymophandlemama, that's me...hmm...
    Hey foxymophandlemama, that's me...
    ...know if that's my imagination, but, umm...
    Hey foxymophandlemama, that's me...
    She prides herself on her cleaning habits...
    She prides herself on her cleaning habits...
    Hey foxymophandlemama, that's me...
    She prides herself on her cleaning habits...
    She prides herself on her cleaning habits...
    It's a lovely stupid mop, it is...
    There's something really screwey about no streaking...
    Is it any old dumb mop? it streaks...
    Come on mop, no streaking mop...
    I don't mind mop the floor, my mop streaks, I don't like it...
    It's not me, it's the mop...
    Come, I bought some new mops...
    Go away you stupid, dumb old sponge mop...
    I don't believe it...now the floor looks beautiful...
    I don't believe it...now the floor looks beautiful...
    I don't believe it...old sponge mop...
    Dumb old sponge mop...
    Dumb old sponge mop...
    Old sponge mop...
    Dumb old sponge mop...
    You're right, this mop's stupid...
    Dumb old sponge mop...
    I don't believe it...now the floor looks beautiful...
    That's why they call me mophandlemama...
    Now the floor looks beautiful...
    That's why they call me mophandlemama...
    That's why they call me mophandlemama...
    That's why they call me mophandlemama...
    In two weeks, before she could see herself not dressed...
    The twenty-third of may...you know she disturbed no one today...
    The manager told her to completely forget...
    If you ever go to bed, I'll kill you...
    Do I tell the whole world that I'm mentally ill?
    Go to the papers...yeah, why not?
    Drum roll...
    I want to show them that I can walk on my own without hands of theirs...
    And, I can still fantasize, but I keep it to myself...
    Keep it to myself...keep it to myself...
    I think I deserve to be loved, don't you?
    Very much so...
    Think I deserve to be loved...
    Keep it to myself...keep it to myself...
    I think I deserve to be loved, don't you?
    ...to be loved, don't you?
    But I keep it to myself...
    Keep it to myself...keep it to myself...
    I think I deserve to be loved, don't you?
    And, I can still fantasize, but I keep it to myself...
    Keep it to myself...keep it to myself...
    I think I deserve to be loved, don't you?
    Very much so...
    Do you ever think that you would actually, really kill yourself?
    Well, if I have thought about it real, uhh, real deep...
    Yes, I believe I would...
    I have thought about it real, uhh, real deep...
    Yes, I believe I would...
    And, I can still fantasize, but I keep it to myself...
    Keep it to myself...keep it to myself...
    ...that I can walk without hands of theirs...
    And, I can still fantasize, but I keep it to myself...
    Keep it to myself...keep it to myself...
    I think I deserve to be loved, don't you?
    ...that I can walk without hands of theirs...
    And, I can still fantasize, but I keep it to myself...
    Keep it to myself...keep it to myself...
    I think I deserve to be loved, don't you?
    Very much so...
    Do you ever think that you actually would kill yourself?
    Well, if I have thought about it real, uhh, real deep...
    Yes, I believe I would... Writer/s: EDDIE VEDDER, JACK IRONS, JEFF AMENT, MIKE MCCREADY, STONE GOSSARD
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
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Comments: 5

  • Joshua from Usathis song is so weird
  • Victor Eduardo Rodrigues Santos from ItabiraIt seems to talk about rape
  • Christopher from Atlanta, GeorgiaI love this song. Slightly distorted, cacophony of sound that gradually floods your brain, and builds to a finale where the heroine contemplates and ultimately acknowledges she would end her life.

    The song fascinated me, I’ve listened to it countless time, and still love it just as much.
  • Bill from Pierce , IdI never thought much of this song until I listened to it while reading along with the printed lyrics to it, then it actually took on a more cohesive flow that made it much more listenable.
  • Brendan from Altamont, NyThis song is also known as "Hey Foxymophandlemama, That's Me". My least favorite song by Pearl Jam but still interesting.
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