Pork Soda

Album: Pork Soda (1993)
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  • Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and
    Lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was
    Burgundy. It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and
    Now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your but every time
    You get off of it. You never tell your family, you never tell your
    Family because, you know, ol' Junior, he's got no brains, and what can
    You do? What can you do? (And old Junior, you know, got a little crazy
    With that P.B.J. that one day ??)

    [Chorus]
    Grab yourself a can of pork soda
    You'll be feeling just fine
    Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house
    Swillin' down them Cans of swine

    Ha ha ha! Yes, Dad's an idiot alright!

    Well, alright, I'm really starting to worry about you. You had to have
    That two-car garage with the large driveway so you could park that
    Goddamn boat in it. If it wasn't for the boat (blah blah blah)

    [Chorus]

    I like Kansas wine

    Well, maybe it's something simpler, like your team lost or your
    Girlfriend used to be a guy, you know, I don't know. I mean (blah blah blah) Writer/s: LES CLAYPOOL, REID L. III LALONDE, TIMOTHY W. ALEXANDER
    Publisher: Downtown Music Publishing
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 5

  • Keenan from Clarkston, WaI don't care what this songs about really but I wish there were more facts about the other songs from this album though.

    Also, Keenan from Snoho, thought it was kinda weird we have the same name and live in the same state and looked at the same song, just something I noticed
  • Ed from York, Pathis song gives me a headache
  • Tyler from Victoria, CanadaTo me the lyrics are about an advertisement for alcohol.
  • Keenan from Snoho, Waand what the hell is up with all that "a little boy asks his father..." that doesnt make any sense. where did that even come from? you could have made it up for all i know
  • Keenan from Snoho, Walater in the song you can hear les mumbling on about how its not kansas wine, but it could be heard that way. It's actually supposed to be cans-o-swine. hence pork soda. idiot
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