Lincoln Park Pirates

Album: Someone Else's Troubles (1973)
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  • In Chicago where I live, there's an outfit that'd tow almost anything off the street. They deal mostly with automobile. And we call 'em the Lincoln Park Pirates

    The streetlamps are on in Chicago tonight
    And lovers are gazing at stars
    The stores are all closing
    And Daley is dosing and the fatman's counting the cars
    And there's more cars than places to put 'em, he said
    But I've got room for them all
    So round 'em up boys
    'cause I want some more toys
    Hit the lot by the grocery store

    To me way, hay
    Tow them away
    The Lincoln Park Pirates are we
    From Wilmette to Gary
    There's nothing so harried
    And we always collect our fee

    To me way, hay
    Tow them away
    We plunder the streets of your town
    Be it Edsel or Chevy there's no car to heavy
    And no one can make us shut down

    We break into cars when we gotta
    With pick axe and hammer and saw
    And they said that this garage had no license
    But little care I for the law
    All my drivers are friendly and courteous
    Their good manners ya always will get
    'Cause they're all recent graduates of the charm school in Joliet

    To me way, hay
    Tow them away
    The Lincoln Park Pirates are we
    From Wilmette to Gary
    There's nothing so harried
    And we always collect our fee

    To me way, hay
    Tow them away
    We plunder the streets of your town
    Be it Edsel or Chevy there's no car to heavy
    And no one can make us shut down

    And when all the cars are collected
    And all of their fenders are ruined
    Then I'll tow every boat in Belmont Harbor
    To the Lincoln Park Lagoon
    And when I've collected the ransom
    And sunk all the ones that won't yield
    Then I'll tow all the planes that are blocking the runways
    At Midway, O'Hare and Meigs Field

    To me way, hay
    Tow them away
    The Lincoln Park Pirates are we
    From Wilmette to Gary
    There's nothing so harried
    We always collect our fee

    To me way, hay
    Tow them away
    Now citizens gather around
    And I think it's enough
    And let's call his bluff
    Let's tow the bum out of town Writer/s: STEVE GOODMAN
    Publisher: AL BUNETTA D/B/A JURISDAD MUSIC
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Comments: 2

  • Fred from Laurel, MdHow can this be the *only* Steve Goodman song in here??? Can we request others? Like, "City of New Orleans" (which you probably already have under Arlo G.), "Don't Go Looking for Trouble (Trouble Will Find You)," "A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request," "Would You Like To Learn To Dance?," "California Promises," "The Dutchman" (wr. by Michael P. Smith), "Six Hours Ahead of the Sun," "Turnpike Tom," "Somebody Else's Troubles," "Video Tape," "Banana Republics" (which could be under Jimmy Buffet), "The 20th Century Is Almost Over," and of course, "The I Don't Know Where I'm Goin', But I'm Goin' Nowhere in a Hurry Blues." For starters.
  • Brian from Desmoines, IaAs a Chicago native, Joliet prison is also where Joliet Jake Blues was picked up by brother Elwood in "The Blues Brothers". Meigs Field, with its 3 X cuts is also the cover for the Chicago 30 album. One of their better covers.
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