Beezleboss

Album: The Pick Of Destiny (2006)
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  • Satan: I am complete!

    The D: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

    Satan: Yes you are fucked.
    Shit out of luck.
    Now I'm complete
    And my cock you must suck!

    This world will be mine,
    And you're first in line!
    You brought me the pick
    And now you shall both DIE!

    JB: Waaaaaaiiit.
    Waaaaiiit.
    Waaaaaait, you mothafucker!

    We challenge you
    To a rock-off!
    Give us one chance
    To rock your socks off!

    Satan: FUCK! FUCK! Fuuuuuuuuuck!
    The demon code prevents me,
    From declining a rock-off challenge.
    What are your terms?
    What's the ceh-heh-hetch?

    JB: If we win, then you must take,
    your sorry ass back to heh-ell!
    And also you, will have to pay our reh-hent!

    Satan: And what if I win?

    JB: Then you can take Kage back to hell.
    KG: What?
    JB: Trust me Kage, it's the only way.
    KG: What the fuck are you talking about?
    JB: T-- To be your little Bitch!

    Satan: Fine!
    Let the rock-off... BEGIN!

    I'm the devil,
    I'm the metal!

    Check this riff,
    It's fucking tasty!

    I'm the devil I can do what I want,
    Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt,
    There's never been a rock-off I've ever lost!

    I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
    I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
    I'll make him swell like my scarlet pimpernell!

    JB: NOOOOOOOOO!
    C'mon Kage, bring the thunder!
    KG: There's just no way that we can win,
    That was a masterpiece!
    JB: Listen to me!
    KG: He rocks too har because
    He's not a mortal man!
    JB: God damnit Kage!

    He's gonna make you his sex slave.
    You're gonna gargle mayonnaise. (no)
    Unless we bust a massive monster mammojam!

    KG: Dude...
    We've been through so much shit...
    JB: Deactivated laers,
    With my dick!
    Both: And now it's time
    To blow this fucker down!
    JB: C'mon Kage,
    Now it's time to blow doors down.
    KG: I hear you Jables
    Now it's time to blow doors down.
    JB: Light up the stage,
    Cause it's time for a showdown!
    KG: We'll bend you over
    And we'll take you to brown town!

    JB: Now it's time to
    Blow this fucker down!
    KG: He's gonna rape me
    If we do not blow doors down.
    JB: C'mon Kage
    Cause it's time to blow doors down!
    Both: We'll piledrive ya,
    It's time for the Smackdown!

    JB: Hey antichrist, ah!
    Beezleboss!
    We know your weakness!
    Ah rocket sauce!

    We rock the kasbah!
    And blow your mind!
    We will defeat you!
    For all mankind!

    You hold the scepter,
    We hold the key.
    You are the devil,
    We are The D!

    Both: We are the D, We are the D,
    We are the D, We are the D,
    We are the D, We are the D,
    We are the D, We are the D,
    We are the D, We are the D,
    We are the D, We are the D,
    We are the D, We are the D,
    We are the D, We are the D,
    We are the D!

    Staan: You guys are fuckin' lame!
    C'mon Kage, you're comin' with me!
    Taste my lightning, fuckers!

    JB: Noooooooooo!

    Satan: Ow, fuck!
    My fucking horn!
    Oh no!

    JB: From whence you came,
    You shall remain,
    Until you are,
    Complete again!

    Satan: Nooooooooooo!
    Fuck you Kage!
    And fuck you Jables!
    I'll get you, Tenacious D! Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 15

  • Steven from Owing MdThis movie is worth a watch.
  • Cyberpope from Richmond, CanadaI hate to give he devil his due, but he outrocked D on that one!
  • Kyl from Mesa, AzYou really have to watch the movie to understand the song which by the way is my favorite movie ever lol. But I agree with Joel, I like Tribute better but Beezleboss is a really metal song. Makes you want to head bang the whole time.
  • John from Marlborough, MaThe lyric "Deactivated lazers with my dick" Refers to when Jack is in the Rock hall of fame and has to steal the pick of destiny But there is a security systems with lazers surrounding him, Kg And the pick of destiny where he actually presses a Button with his dick to turn it off, earlier in the movie he does cock push ups in order to train to become a rockstar Where KG says " all you need to do is one"
  • Eric from Sheridan, Inthe song in the movie has a little bit longer intro...
  • Jamir from Philadelphia, VaDevil: "yes you are f**cked sh*t out of luck"
    lol that part is hilarious. wait wait waaiit you mother f*cker lol
  • Brian from Highland, InWhen the D finished the song, back at KG's apartment, they do discuss that it was the greatest song in the world. But when they want to play it again, they forget how it went, which is a proven fact that Beezleboss has its own 'Tribute"
  • Joel from Columbia, ScOkay. I actually like Tribute better but before I get flamed by somebody I do like this song as well. And oh yeah, my nickname is JB or Jables after Jack Black. LOL
  • Jeff from Austin, TxAt the beginning of the song when Dave Grohl says "I AM COMPLEEEETE!!", that just might be the most evil, hardcore moment ever recorded. Whenever I hear it, both of my hands involuntarily thrust above my head and make devil horns.
  • Jeff from Austin, TxThis song totally rocks...but NOTHING rocks as hard as STORM THE GATES!!!!!!
  • Jason from Marlboro, NmThis song is, in fat, the "Greatest song in the world" mentioned by the D in Tribute. It has to be considering the Greatest song in the world was played when defeating the demon, and "Beelzebosss" was played while defeating him in the movie. Also, the day after the battle in the movie the D says "it was like, the greatest song in the world" which further makes the case for it being the actual greatest song.
  • Jeana from Thousand Oaks, CaThat wasn't the greatest song in the world. This is just a tribute.
  • Kadee from Spanish Fork, Utthis song always gets stuck in my head without even listening to it but i love it!!!
  • Rob from Brockton, Mathis song is at the end of tenacious d and the pick of destiney where the d is having a rock battle with the demon
  • Laura from London, EnglandGreat song, but it's Funny that a 'Tribute' to the 'greatest song in the world', is better than the 'greatest song in the world'! lol
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