The Baddest Man Alive

Album: The Man with the Iron Fists (2012)
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  • I could take the pitchfork from the devil
    Keep a super suit like I’m incredible
    From the deep, blue sea to the dark, blue sky
    I’m the baddest man alive
    I’d grab a crocodile by his tail
    Handcuff the judge, and throw the cops in jail
    Make the meanest woman break down and cry
    I’m the baddest man alive
    I’m the baddest man alive
    I take no mess, and I take no jive
    Sometimes I feel like I can fly
    I’m the baddest man alive
    I’m the baddest man alive

    Not bad meaning bad, but I’m bad meaning good
    Say my name three times, and you knock on wood
    Candy man walks, I terrorize your hood
    Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should
    I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger
    Take a gasoline bath, and I walk through fire
    Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty
    Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee
    Spit in a crocodiles face, have a menage a trois with two female apes
    Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives
    I drink honey straight from the beehive
    Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked
    Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked
    I’m the baddest man alive, and I don’t ṗlan to die
    When the grim reaper come, I look him right in his eye
    I bust off in the face of the witch of the East
    Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth, heh heh heh
    I’m the man who stole the golden fleece
    And I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast
    The baddest man alive, and I don’t plan to die

    I’m the baddest man alive
    I take no mess, and I take no jive
    Sometimes I feel like I can fly
    I’m the baddest man alive
    I’m the baddest man alive Writer/s: DAN AUERBACH, PATRICK CARNEY, ROBERT RZA DIGGS
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group, Wixen Music Publishing
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