Mona Lisa

Album: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
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  • What's up y'all?
    This is Conner4Real
    You know I've been all around the world, right?
    But tonight I'm on my dumb shit

    I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
    So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
    I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
    Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
    And I couldn't believe what I saw

    Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit
    With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
    And a smirk like you're hiding a dick
    What the fuck is this garbage?
    Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch
    Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
    Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly

    I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
    But what did I find there?
    A dirty pile of bricks
    There was trash all over and a very foul odor
    The smell was that of a camel's ass
    But even that wasn't as bad as

    Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
    Can someone explain why the whole wide world
    Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid?
    Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
    And Da Vinci must have sucked an art historian's dick
    To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
    At the top of the all-time list of paintings

    Mona Lisa, I got to know
    Where the fuck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
    You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
    Get this chick some Rogaine
    You a bloated corpse, girl

    I'm an American man, this is my native land
    Where no one lies about paintings
    But that's not the case in France
    Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz
    You're so mangy, Mona
    Hair part wider than a country road
    Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
    The Mona Lisa sucks, la da-da-da-da Writer/s: AKIVA SCHAFFER, ANDREW D. SAMBERG, BRANDON KENNETH BELL, JORMA TACCONE, KHARI CAIN
    Publisher: CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group
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