Craigslist

Album: Internet Leaks (2009)
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  • Whoa, yeah

    You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu
    With automatic drive, a custom paint job too
    I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow
    And a slightly used sombrero
    And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist

    Craigslist
    I'm on Craigslist, baby, come on
    Yeah

    Well, we shared a quick glance Saturday at the mall
    I never took a chance, never approached you at all
    You were a blond half-Asian with a bad case of gas
    I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask
    Come on, let's find that love connection that we missed

    On Craigslist
    Yeah, Craigslist, come on
    I'm on Craigslist
    Well baby, maybe you are too
    Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang boo

    An open letter to the snotty barista
    At the Coffee Bean on San Vicente Boulevard
    I know there were twenty people behind me in line
    But I was on a cell phone call with my mother

    Didn't you see me hold up my index finger?
    That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte
    In just a couple minutes, so what's with the attitude, lady?
    No tip for you

    Got a trash can of styrofoam peanuts
    You can have 'em for free
    You can drop by on the weekend
    And pick 'em up from me

    But the trash can ain't part of the deal
    Only givin' you the peanuts, get real
    Don't have no Hefty bags, so bring your own
    Don't bug me with questions on the phone

    Don't ask for help, don't waste my time
    And don't complain
    'Cause they won't cost you a dime
    Just ask yourself

    Do you want my styrofoam peanuts?
    You can have my styrofoam peanuts
    Do you want my styrofoam peanuts?
    You can have 'em all

    They're on Craigslist, yeah
    Craigslist, oh baby, come on
    I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist
    I'm on Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist, now
    Craigslist Publisher: EAR BOOKER MUSIC
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