Such A Groovy Guy

Album: "Weird Al" Yankovic (1983)
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  • I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight
    I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night
    And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight
    It makes me wanna kneel down and pray

    I'm so adorable and charming I'm sure that you can see
    And everyone's always trying to hang around with me
    They tell me I'm the greatest and it's hard to disagree
    'Cause I'm so perfect in every way

    And I'm so cute, I can hardly stand it
    And I'm so handsome honey I could just die
    I know you'll never be as wonderful as me but at least you can try

    'Cause I'm such a groovy guy
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
    I'm such a groovy guy
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy

    Baby are you in the mood for a little romance?
    Well for starters I can pour some chocolate pudding down your pants
    And then attach electrodes to your brain and watch you dance
    Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun?

    Oh and then I might decide to tie you up with dental floss
    I'll make you wear a harness and I'll show you who's the boss
    Of course if you refuse, well honey it's your loss
    I mean, I don't do this with just anyone

    So baby, how can you say it's all over?
    So how can you tell me goodbye?
    So now you tell me that you're leaving me for good
    And all I wanna know is why?
    I mean after all

    I'm really such a groovy guy
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
    I'm such a groovy guy
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
    I mean you could do worse!

    I'm such a groovy guy
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
    I'm such a groovy guy
    I'm such a groovy guy

    I'm such a groovy guy
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
    I'm such a groovy guy
    I'm such a groovy guy
    ...
    Publisher: EAR BOOKER MUSIC
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