If I Was The Priest

Album: Letter To You (2020)
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  • There's a light on yonder mountain
    And it's callin' me to shine
    There's a girl over by the water fountain
    And she's askin' to be mine
    And Jesus is standing in the doorway
    In a buckskin jacket, boots and spurs so fine
    Says, "We need you, son, tonight up in Dodge City
    'Cause there's just too many outlaws
    Tryin' to work the same line"

    Now if Jesus was a sheriff and I were a priest
    If my lady was an heiress and my mama was a thief
    If papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
    There's still too many bad boys
    Tryin' to work the same line

    Well sweet Virgin Mary runs the Holy Grail saloon
    With a nickel she'll give ya whiskey
    And a personally blessed balloon
    And the Holy Ghost is the host with the most
    He runs the burlesque show
    Where they'll let you in for free
    And they hit you when you go
    Mary's serving Mass on Sunday
    And she sells her body on Monday
    To the bootlegger who paid the highest price
    He don't know he got stuck with a loser
    She's a stone junkie, what's more she's a user
    She's only been made once or twice
    By some kind of magic

    If Jesus was a sheriff and I was the priest
    If my lady was an heiress and my mama was a thief
    And papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
    There's still too many outlaws
    Tryin' to work the same line

    Well things ain't been the same in heaven
    Since big bad Bobby came to town
    He's been known to down eleven
    Then ask for another round
    Me, I got scabs on my knees
    From kneeling way too long
    It's about time I played the man
    Took a stand where I belong
    Yeah, forget about the old friends and the old times
    There's just too many new boys
    Tryin' to work the same line

    Well, if Jesus was a sheriff and I were the priest
    If my lady was an heiress and my mama was a thief
    And papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
    There's just too many outlaws
    Tryin' to work the same line

    Well there's a light on yonder mountain
    And it's calling me to shine
    There's a girl over by the water fountain
    She's asking to be mine
    Jesus is standing in the doorway
    Six guns drawn and ready to fan
    Said, "We need you tonight son, up in Dodge City"
    Told him I was already overdue for Cheyenne

    Yeah, if Jesus was the sheriff and I was the priest
    If my lady was an heiress and my Mama was a thief
    And Papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
    There's still too many bad boys
    Tryin' to work the same line

    If Jesus was the sheriff and I was the priest
    If my lady was an heiress and my mama was a thief
    And papa rode shotgun on the Fargo line
    There's still too many bad boys
    Tryin' to work the same line

    Yeah, if Jesus was the sheriff and I was the priest Writer/s: Bruce Springsteen
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
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