Hey Mister

Album: Fast (2002)
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  • Hey Mister I really like your daughter
    I'd like to eat her like ice cream
    Maybe dip her in chocolate

    Hey Mister on your way over
    In your Volvo, suit, and tie
    We'll be crawling in your bed soon
    Messing around, maybe getting high

    It's not what ya did
    It's not what ya didn't
    God gave her a perfect body
    And now I'm all up in it

    It's not she's a tramp
    It's not she's not pure
    She just likes getting her fuck on
    And it's a good one for that I'm sure

    Hey Mister I really like your daughter
    When I'm horny like thirsty
    She's a bottle of water

    Hey Mister how'd it get so bad
    You raised her so well
    And now she's calling me dad
    In the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
    The perfect little gift for high school graduation

    It's not what ya did
    It's not what ya didn't
    God gave her a perfect body
    And now I'm all up in it

    It's not she's a tramp
    It's not she's not pure
    She just likes getting her fuck on
    And it's a good one of that I'm sure

    Nana na nana na
    Nana na nana na
    Nana na nana na
    Ha hahaha ha ha haha

    I eat all the food in your fridge
    Call my friends around the world
    Rack up your long distance do
    Breakstands neutral drops
    Wreck all your cars
    Drink all the booze in your cheesy ass wet bar
    Order stuff on your credit cards
    Leave boogers in the skippy jar
    Smoke your cigars
    Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
    When you call in late from work tell your wife
    You're at the titty bars

    It's not what ya did
    It's not what ya didn't
    God gave her a perfect body
    And now I'm all up in it

    It's not she's a tramp
    It's not she's not pure
    She just likes getting her fuck on
    And it's a good of that I'm sure

    I can't lie I have to tell the truth
    My commandments says I'm a total spoof
    Your daughter's a freak
    Your daughter's a pro
    When I'm done with her
    She'll do one of your bros

    I hope I'll never have a daughter
    I hope I'll never have a daughter
    I hope I'll never have a daughter
    I hope I'll never have a daughter

    Nana na nana na
    Nana na nana na
    Nana na nana na
    Nana na nana na Writer/s: Duane Eric Lavold
    Publisher: THE BICYCLE MUSIC COMPANY
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 9

  • John from Omaha, NeDiane Lovold passed away at 54 on 12/18/21
  • Evan from Vernon, BcAccording to the band, they recoded the first section of the video with his girlfriend on the beach before they were granted a budget for the shoot. The studio was so impressed with the first half that they granted them a healthy budget for the rest of the video. Since it was already half done though, "We decided to rent a Lamborghini and trash on it."

    ~X8
  • Rozzy from Toronto, CanadaCustom was not a one-hit wonder. They had some other popular songs that are distinct, such as "Beat Me" and "Mess". Fast was an awesome album, too bad they never went mainstream, although that's probably part of their current appeal. They have a strong fan-base, almost cult-like.
  • Jerry from Palm Harbor, FlI have the CD... the album notes say that Duncan Sheik (the "Barely Breathing" guy) plays acoustic for most of the songs... other than that- not too noteworthy
  • Leon from Waterbury, Ct"The original idea for the video was to have Custom go to The White House and try to pick up President Bush's daughters."

    That's really corny, lol.
  • Bill from New York, NyThe song is not by custom but by a young kid named Vince Cummings, he was sent in to work witht Duane and was never givin any criedit to it. Great song, I hope you are doing well where ever you are.
  • Sara from Phoenix, AzWoah, I've been looking for this song everywhere, since the radio stopped playing it. Now, I just randomly found it. Life's grand.
  • Meaghan from Ashland, Mahow could the video idea involve president bush if [as i remember it] the video has been out longer than hes been in the white house?
  • Andy from Halifax, EnglandThis song was included on KERRANG! (UK rock mag) 'Best of 2002' CD
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