Welcome 2 Club XIII

Album: Welcome 2 Club XIII (2022)
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  • Welcome to Club XIII
    All the usual suspects are acting weird
    The bartenders can't be bothered
    We're all glad you're here
    The door guy's got an attitude
    The disco light's obscene
    The crowd is sometimes rude
    Welcome to Club XIII

    Tonight we're gonna be entertained
    By our favorite Foghat cover band
    And Radio Tokyo
    Playing Sweet Home Afghanistan
    Welcome to Club XIII
    Penny beer and cheap cocaine
    Girls worn up by tanning beds
    Orphans left out in the rain

    Sidewinders in spandex
    The parking lot is packed
    Everyone's waiting outside
    Meanwhile Adam's housecat
    Is the opening act
    Train songs and people who died
    Train songs and people who died

    Welcome to Club XIII
    We'll be back same time next year
    To play you all our pretty songs
    'Til they drag us out of here
    Maybe we'll be horse farm drunk
    Maybe we'll act out obscene
    Muscle Shoals just needs some pomp
    Welcome to Club XIII

    Welcome to Club XIII
    Our glory days did kinda suck
    Everyone needs a friend
    Everyone needs a fuck
    When we come this way again
    Notify the next of kin
    We'll snuff weed and gasoline
    Welcome to Club XIII
    We'll snuff weed and gasoline
    Welcome to Club XIII Writer/s: Patterson Hood
    Publisher: CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC, Hipgnosis Songs Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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