I'm Gettin' Stoned

Album: Chief (2011)
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  • Read it in the paper
    Marked the date on the wall
    To remind myself to celebrate
    The day I lose it all
    They made plans to be together
    I made plans to be alone
    She got a rock
    I'm gettin' stoned

    Damn right I've got objections
    But it's awful too late now
    Yeah, the cans are on the limo
    And the rice is on the ground
    They're headed for the islands
    But hell I'm already gone
    She got a rock
    And I'm gettin' stoned

    Here's to happy ever after
    And here's to balls and chains
    And here's to all us haters
    Of old lovers new last names
    And here's to holdin' up
    And gettin' right where I belong
    She got a rock
    I'm gettin' stoned

    Yeah I knew that it was over
    When I heard those wedding bells
    That preacher was my jailer
    Now this bottle is my bail
    So much for all that prayin',
    Her I do would be I don't
    She got a rock
    I'm gettin' stoned

    Here's to happy ever after
    And here's to balls and chains
    And here's to all us haters
    Of old lovers new last names
    And here's to holdin' up
    And gettin' right where I belong
    She got a rock
    I'm gettin' stoned

    So to hell with her and him
    And the white horse the rode out on
    She got a rock
    I'm gettin' stoned
    Yeah she got a rock
    Ha ha ha
    I'm gettin' stoned
    Yeah I'm gettin' stoned

    Yeeaahhh come on Writer/s: Casey Beathard, Eric Church, Jeff Hyde, Jeremy Crady
    Publisher: Bluewater Music Corp., BMG Rights Management, C&C Digital Services OÜ (UniteSync), Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Songtrust Ave, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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