You were smoking on a cigarette
Talking 'bout the deficit
Putting all them wild boys down
Like a drunken Mona Lisa
Or the Leaning Tower of Pisa
You were hangin' off the edge of town
I overheard Afghanistan
Is safer than a minivan
Left me wonderin' what to do
Ah, you're like a four-leaf clover
I just had to come on over
I have never seen a woman like you

You were fallin' like the Alamo
Drinkin' fast and talking slow
Looking like it's time to go home
Were you hittin' on the stripper
'Cause you can't afford to tip her
Or just afraid of being alone
You was openly frustrated
You said, Dylan's overrated
While singing "Tangled Up In Blue"
I don't know what I was thinking
I can feel my heart a' sinkin'
I never seen a fella like you

Ain't that the way we do, it's true
We fall for the first one
How come it always ends up the worst one?

Well you're probably a Democrat,
Well, what the hell is wrong with that?
Nothing, if you're Taliban
Ah, I see, well, I bet you slept with half the south
Ah, don't you ever shut your mouth?
Yeah, how much did you pay for that tan?
More than you paid for your boots
Ah, shouldn't you be purgin'?
Well, you're probably still a virgin
I can't believe you're not on "The View"
Let's get another round,
It's lookin' like we're trouble bound
I have never seen another like you
Ain't that the way we do, it's true, you take the breath from me
It seems like you are bound to be the death of me

Oh, well, a couple hours later, we were in the elevator
Makin' out like Bonnie and Clyde
We were dizzy from the love we found
Throwin' up and goin' down
Lord it's been a hell of a ride
I'm a'havin' trouble breathing
I probably should be leavin'
Well, I'm up in room 402
Well I gotta hand it to you
There's a chance I'm gonna screw ya
Oh, I have never seen another like you
I don't know if it's forever but I'm glad that we're together
I have never seen another like you. Writer/s: HAYES CARLL
Publisher: ME GUSTA MUSIC
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