'Cause I'm Blonde

Album: Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
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  • Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think,
    I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
    Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man
    if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

    Cause I'm a blonde
    yeah, yeah, yeah
    Cause I'm a blonde
    yeah yeah yeah

    I see people working and it just makes me giggle,
    cause I don't have to work, I just have to giggle
    Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D
    Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?

    I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
    Why should I bother when I look like I look?
    I know lots of people are smarter than me,
    but I have this philosophy, "So what?"
    Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah

    I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for them
    cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
    Cause I'm a blonde,
    nyah nyah nyah
    Cause I'm a blonde,
    nyah nyah nyah

    They say to make it, you need talent and ambition,
    well I got a tv show, and this is my audition;
    Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"

    Cause I'm a blonde
    yeah yeah yeah
    Cause I'm a blonde
    yeah yeah yeah

    I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course,
    I can't spell BW, but I got a Porsche
    Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D
    Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?

    (spoken)

    I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
    Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian cause I love children

    Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah
    Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah
    Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe its true
    With my hair and body, you would be too
    Cause I'm a blonde, B-L- . . . I don't know!
    Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah
    Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
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Comments: 6

  • Seventh Mist from 7th HeavenNot fair — Brown is a brunette!
  • Wtm from New Yorkcause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
  • Karen from Manchester, NhMy 7-year-old daughter, who is a blonde, if she forgets something, will say, "Oh, I just had a blonde moment." Needless to say, she loves this song!
  • Serra from Santa Fe, NmOhhh...and don't forget my favorite Julie Brown song: "I like them big and stupid. I like them big and reeeal dumb!"
  • Jeff from Chicago, GaSHe performed this song live on Oprah Winfrey once and the blonde women in the audience were not amused. Its a hillarious song and Julie Brown is very funny.
  • Lester from New York City, NyJulie Brown had two other great novelty songs. Trapped in the Body of a White Girl, and (Everybody Run), thr Homecoming Queen Has Got a Gun.

    Her 'Just Say Julie' was a truly a grat comedy show on MTV, with Julie interjecting herself into and commenting on various MTV videos, surrounded by comedy segments with a theme. I thought it was brilliant. This Julie Brown was the white girl with the big boobs, as opposed to MTV's Downtown Julie Brown
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