Paperback Bible

Album: Damaged (2006)
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  • I'd like to buy a good
    Used paperbacked living bible
    And I've got some things
    That I'd like to put on out there
    Like a pony cart and an old bird bath
    A kitchen sink and a rocking chair
    You can turn me on
    Almost any day at noon

    Hey I'd like to put on
    A four month old rat terrier pup
    I think he's a male
    And he's marked up pretty and
    Everything
    This woman's got some goats
    But his feets never been on the ground
    You can just buy one
    Or you can have the whole heard

    Yeah I'd like to find
    A twenty seven inch color TV
    Has to be non working
    An RCA cause I need the parts
    And daily there's an old drive shaft
    And the same Berkeline recliner
    It's green and it's cloth
    And it's been used very little.

    Then there's a Reba designs
    Size eight, prom pageant dress
    It's icy blue
    With sequins worn just once
    There are others that are strapless
    But this one's slit above the knee
    If you're looking for
    Something perfect for that student

    I have always thought
    That hand guns were made for shooting people
    Rather than for sport
    Why not use a rifle in most other applications
    You might find a riffle or a musket
    But you'll never hear a pistol
    There may always be
    Someone looking for or finding some

    Guess I'd like to sell
    A good used paperbacked living bible Publisher: BUG MUSIC
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