Transfusion

Album: Dr. Demento 20th Anniversary Collection (1956)
Charted: 8
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  • Zoooommm
    Tooling down the highway doing seventy-nine
    I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine
    Hey man dig that was that a red stop sign

    Transfusion transfusion
    I'm just a solid mess of contusions
    Never never never gonna speed again
    Slip the blood to me Bud

    I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine
    I gotta make a date with that chick of mine
    I cross the center line man you gotta make time

    Transfusion transfusion
    Oh man I got the cotton pickin convolutions
    Never never never gonna speed again
    Shoot the juice to me Bruce

    My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead
    But I'm a fast ridding daddy with a real cool head
    I'ma gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead

    Transfusion transfusion
    My red corpsickles are in mass confusion
    Never never never gonna speed again
    Pass the crimson to me Jimson

    I took a little drink and I'm feelin right
    I can fly right over everything everything in sight
    There's a slow poking cat I'm gonna pass him on the right

    Transfusion transfusion
    I'm a real gone paleface and that's no illusion
    I'ma never never never gonna speed again
    Pass the claret to me Barrett

    A rollin down the mountain on a rainy day
    Oh when you see me coming better start to pray
    I'ma cuttin up the road and I'm the boss all the way

    Transfusion transfusion
    Oh doc pardon me for this crazy intrusion
    I'm never never never gonna speed again
    Pump the fluid in me Louie

    I'm burning up the highway early this morn
    I'm passing everybody oh nothing but corn
    Man outta my way I don't drive with my horn

    Transfusion transfusion
    Oh nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution
    I'm never never never gonna speed again
    Put a gallon in me Alan

    Oh barnyard drivers are found in two classes
    Line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses
    So remember to slow down today
    Hey daddy-o
    Make that type O huh
    Atta-boy Publisher: CRITERION MUSIC CORP DELANISE MUSIC DIVISION
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Comments: 4

  • Tommy K from Nvevery time I go to the hospital for a regular transfusion,
    I sing it for the nurses, they love it!
  • Peter Malcolmson from MiPlease note that the related phrase "shoot the talcum to me, Malcolm" was used in a song by Virginia O'Brien in the 1941 Marx Brothers film "The Big Store".
  • Jdzyn from TennesseeAlliteration is when a string of words share similar starting sounds. This song uses simple rhyme in its lines.
  • Sandy from Enterprise, Flmy dad used to love this song when I was a kid! I can still hear him singing along! "Slip some juice to me, Bruce!" Thank you for giving me the facts behind the song.
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