Roman's Revenge

Album: Pink Friday (2010)
Charted: 56
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  • I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
    So far ahead, these bums is laggin'
    See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin'
    I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
    Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon
    Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin'
    So fuck I look like gettin' back to a has-been?
    Yeah, I said it, has-been
    Hang it up, flatscreen
    Plasma
    "Hey Nicki, hey Nicki," asthma
    I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine
    I got bars, sentencin'
    I'm a bad bitch, I'm a cunt
    And I'll kick that ho, punt
    Forced trauma, blunt
    You play the back, bitch, I'm in the front
    You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it
    Nicki Minaj is who you ain't fuckin' with
    You lil' Fraggle Rock, beat you with a pad-a-lock
    I am a movie, camera block
    You outta work, I know it's tough
    But enough is enough

    Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
    Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

    I ain't into S&M, but my whip's off the chain
    A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
    Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain
    An eraser for a head, fuckin' pencil for a frame
    You don't like it, then peel off, bitch
    Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off
    And I still wouldn't fuck you, slut
    So wipe the smile on your grill off
    I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off
    Get the wheels turning, spin, and wheel off
    Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod
    Quit hollering, "Why, God?"
    He ain't got shit to do with it
    Bygones'll never be bygones
    The world ain't finished swallowing my wad
    I ain't finished blowing it, nice bra
    Hope it'll fit a tough titty, bitch, life's hard
    I swear to God life is a dumb blonde white broad
    With fake tits and a bad dye job
    Who just spit in my fuckin' face and called me a fuckin' tightwad
    So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
    And caught her stealing my music
    So I tied her arms and legs to the bed
    Set up the camera and pissed twice on her
    Look, two pees and a tripod
    The moral to the story is life's treating you like dry sod?
    Kick it back in its face, my God
    It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd
    But don't ask why, bitch, ask why not?
    The world-world is my punching bag and
    If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots
    Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me
    Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it
    Like a, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    You fell off, off, they must've bumped your wagon
    You must've went off the back, I'm 'bout to go off the deep end
    Told you to stay in your lane, you just jumped in traffic

    Is this the thanks that I get for puttin' you bitches on?
    Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?
    Should've sent a thank-you note, you little ho
    Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow
    "Nicki, she's just mad 'cause you took the spot"
    Word, that bitch mad 'cause I took the spot?
    Well, bitch, if you ain't shittin', then get off the pot
    Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top
    I hear the mumblin', I hear the cacklin'
    I got 'em scared, shook, panickin'
    Overseas, church, Vatican
    You at a standstill, mannequin
    You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
    I'm the motherfuckin' boss, overwrite
    And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
    Now all my niggas gettin' buck, overbite
    I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levis
    Raggedy Anns, holes in your knee-highs
    I call the play, now do you see why?
    These bitches callin' me Manning, Eli (Manning Eli)
    Manning, Eli, these bitches callin' me Manning, Eli

    All you lil' faggots can suck it
    No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets
    And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend
    Yeah, look who's back again, bitch, keep acting as if
    You have the same passion I have, yeah, right
    Still hungry, my ass, you ass-dicks had gastric bypass
    Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass
    And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids, but eyelash
    Go take a flying leap of faith off a fuckin' balcony
    'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass
    You know what time it is, so why ask?
    When Shady and Nicki's worlds clash
    It's high class meets white trash

    Rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
    Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    Rah, rah, rah, like a dungeon dragon
    Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

    Roman, Roman, stop it, stop it
    You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad
    You and this boy Slim Shady
    What's going on? They'll lock you away
    They'll put you in a jail cell, I promise
    Take your mother's warning, Roman, please
    Back to bed, run along, let's go, come on
    Wash your mouth out with soap, boys Writer/s: Ali Shaheed Jones-Muhammad, Bryan Higgins, James Jackson, John W. Davis, Kasseem Dean, Malik Izaak Taylor, Marshall B. III Mathers, Onika Tanya Maraj, Trevor Smith
    Publisher: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
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