F--k Day Six
by NOFX

Album: Double Album (2022)
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  • When I pissed a perfect rainbow
    And aced every drug screen
    I needed help so I called up this skinhead
    Lisa Brownlie's old boyfriend, Noah Levine

    He had a place against the stream and he's a punk from Santa Cruz
    A Buddhist with a Jewish name, how could I ever lose?
    He'd give me a bro rate and a triple AAA discount
    If I checked in to his mansion and paid the right amount

    Getting clean in seven days sounded pretty good
    In a gentrified hipster neighborhood
    They told me my addiction wouldn't be too hard to fix
    What they didn't tell me was about day six

    Fuck day six
    Fuck day six
    Fuck day six

    The guy who searched through all my things was that producer, Jim Goodwyn
    I giggled 'cause he missed my two-milligram strip of Suboxone
    He said, "This isn't funny Big Mike, this is serious detox"
    I said, "I'm laughing because your hand was inside one of my jerk off socks"

    My semi-private room smelled like rubbing alcohol
    So, I wore a leather blindfold and a latex camisole
    Two days later, when I woke up, I was in such a good mood
    'Cause I was three days clean and on Tuesday nights, they serve Mexican food

    I never tried to quit drugs or hang out with Buddha before
    But after four or five days, I had no urge to score
    I thought I kicked ass on the narcotics
    But then I woke up as a toilet on day six

    Fuck day six
    Fuck day six
    Fuck day six
    Fuck day six
    Fuck day six
    Fuck day six
    Day six can suck my dicks Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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