No Chump Love Sucker

Album: The Uplift Mofo Party Plan (1987)
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  • She's a witch
    A bonafide bore
    What's more - she snores
    And that is a fact
    Cow eyes lie
    Yes it's time to resist
    How did I ever
    Get into this
    How could I ever
    Have kissed that bitch
    So what if she's
    Got big tits

    She's the kinda girl
    Who changes her mind really quick
    She's the kinda girl who
    Won't just let things sit

    She came like a cat
    Like a cat to cat nap
    She came in my lap
    With her womanly hips
    When I first met her
    I came unglued
    I played the part of
    A blue blooded fool
    I'm through with your sewage
    I'm through with your trash
    I always knew that I'd
    Get the last laugh

    She's the kinda girl
    Who changes her mind really quick
    She's the kinda girl who
    Won't just let things sit

    Like two trains on one track
    Bound for a crash
    Two red white and blues we were
    Destined to clash
    I can't fix the future
    I can't change the past
    Like fly by night news
    We were not meant to last
    I'm through with your bluefish
    I'm through with your gash
    I'm through being screwed with by
    You and your wack attack

    Jump back for chump love
    You won't be back for cover
    But no no no no
    I'm no chump love sucker
    No chump love sucker

    No chump love sucker

    I thought that your love
    Was a matter of fact
    But I lost my pride
    When I realized that
    The smack in my bag
    And my baseball bat
    Was all you were after
    Boys "you dirty rat"
    She's a bitch and a brat
    And a living disaster
    She thought she was fast
    But I was faster Writer/s: ANTHONY KIEDIS, HILLEL SLOVAK, JACK IRONS, MICHAEL PETER BALZARY
    Publisher: Hipgnosis Songs Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 4

  • Sanja from Zabok, Croatiathe best lyrics ever. when i got troubles with my boyfriend, i just listen to this song an it brings me back to my feet.
  • Jess from Vancouver, Canadathis was written by anthony to hillel. it is about a girl that left hillel for someone with more money, etc. as stated in scar tissue.
  • Bryttan from Odessa, TxIt sounds like they're cheerleading.
  • Zach from Sterling Heights, MiNo Chump Love Sucker is on The Uplift Mofo Party Plan, not Freaky Styley.
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