Bad Sharon

Album: Christmas Present (2019)
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  • You know the song
    Forget everything that went wrong
    And I'll sing along
    It's the time of the year where we all
    Get along, 'cause as long as there's beer
    The real festive cheer
    The money disappears

    So come on, you sad sacks
    You're not gonna win the human race
    Put on your glad rags
    Go get off your face

    Grab Bad Sharon from the office
    Nick the champagne, let's get off it
    Just in time for Auld Lang Syne (can't believe it's Christmas)
    There's still a few crackers left to pull
    Under the mistletoe, you fools
    Love your friends, spend, spend, spend (can't believe it's Christmas again)

    You know the score
    As soon as you sink that shot, there'll
    Be one more
    As sure as your face hits the floor

    Come on, you sad sacks
    A hand jives not out of place
    Put on your glad rags
    Go get off your face

    Grab Bad Sharon from the office
    Nick the champagne, let's get off it
    Just in time for Auld Lang Syne (can't believe it's Christmas)
    There's still a few crackers left to pull
    Under the mistletoe, you fools
    Love your friends, spend, spend, spend (can't believe it's Christmas)
    Can't believe it's Christmas (can't believe it's Christmas again)

    Here he comes, I can see him
    Go to bed you sleepy dossers

    Santa's on his way
    With the presents on his sleigh
    So go to bed you sleepyhead
    Before he flies away
    (Away, away, away, away, away)

    Grab Bad Sharon from the office
    Nick the champagne, let's get off it
    Just in time for Auld Lang Syne (can't believe it's Christmas)
    There's still a few crackers left to pull
    Under the mistletoe, you fools
    Love your friends, spend, spend, spend (can't believe it's Christmas)
    Can't believe it's Christmas
    Can't believe it's Christmas (can't believe it's Christmas)

    Santa's on his way
    With the presents on his sleigh (Happy Christmas)
    Santa's on his way (here he comes, I can see him)
    With the presents on his sleigh (come on Santa, over here)
    Santa's on his way (you big dosser)
    With the presents on his sleigh Writer/s: Benjamin Roy Castle, Karl Peter Brazil, Robert Peter Williams
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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