Give The Jew Girl Toys

Album: Jesus Is Magic (2006)
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  • I hate to say this Santa
    But you're acting like a dick
    You should give presents to everyone that's good
    And not just to your personal click

    If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning
    I'll let you be my boyfriend
    All bearded, fat and horny
    Oh yeah
    Oh yeah

    What does Jesus have to do with you
    You've got as much to do with Jesus
    As you do with Scooby doo
    What do you have to do with Jesus
    You have as much to do with him
    As you do your mother's penis
    Oh yeah

    So I don't think he's the son of God
    I think he was still a nice boy
    If you ask yourself what would Jesus do
    He'd say: "Give the jew girl toys!"
    Give the Jew girl toys
    Give the Jew girl toys

    Don't be a doosh
    What would Jesus do
    He'd say: "Give the jew girl toys!"

    You made a list and I checked it twice
    And there is nobody named Silverman or Moskowitz or Weiss
    You have a list, well, Schindler did too
    Liam Neeson played him - Tim Allen played you!

    Give the jew girl toys

    Don't be a doosh
    What would Jesus do
    He'd say: "Give the jew girl toys!"
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