The Stocking Song

Album: Single Release Only (2014)
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  • So you say you like candy canes
    All the ladies do
    Candy canes were meant for sucking
    So don't you think about trying to chew

    How about a little eggnog
    I got a homemade recipe
    You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog
    Even though it's alcohol-free

    I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
    Gonna fill it up nice and tight
    Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight
    I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
    Gonna fill it up with all I got
    Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot

    I know you like your toys, girl
    I got toys to fulfill your needs
    The kind that only use double D batteries
    And run at variable speeds

    Gonna stuff it with an iPhone
    All I ask is some tit for tat
    If you could memorize the Kama Sutra
    Heck, they probably make an app for that!

    Baby

    I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
    Gonna fill it to the tippy top
    Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in...
    Take it all out... stuff it back in
    You're never gonna want me to stop
    I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
    With holiday love and romance
    I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance Writer/s: Darren Leader, Ralph Saenz, Russell Parrish, Travis Haley
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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