Tomorrow Night

Album: Balls Out (2011)
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  • The food will be great
    And the drinks will be free
    And all the sexy girls will wanna party with me
    The weed will be toked
    And Colombian coke
    Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that's no joke
    It's the party of the century that's right
    Unfortunately it's tomorrow night

    [Chorus]
    I'm going to a party
    Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
    I'm gonna get some pussy
    Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
    But tonight I'm gonna jerk off, ahh feels good

    It's in Beverly Hills
    They got prescription pills
    And Keifer Fucking Sutherland is coming to chill
    They got sushi and rice
    Lowenbrau is on ice
    In the living room they're playing naked Twister and dice
    The security and pussy will both be tight
    But I'm on the list for tomorrow night!

    [Chorus]
    But tonight I'm playing angry birds
    Like a million other stupid nerds!
    Tonight I'm gonna burp the worm by myself!

    Ponies and clowns will be walking around
    Naked people having sex all over the ground
    Britney Spears is making out with Christopher Walken
    In the back yard Iron Maiden is rocking!
    The couch is on fire but nobody cares
    Charlie Sheen is winning in the bedroom upstairs! (hold out long)

    Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
    I'm going to a party
    Tomorrow night, tomorrow night

    It's gonna be bitchin'
    Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
    Get some slick 'em on my hang down
    Some lips on my dick
    Tomorrow night Writer/s: Darren Leader, Ralph Saenz, Russell Parrish, Travis Haley
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management
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