Weenie Ride

Album: Balls Out (2011)
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  • I wanna tell you 'bout something fun
    So I wrote you this song
    If you've ever been to Disneyland
    You know the lines can be real long

    But I got a ride that the bitches love
    And you won't have to wait at all
    All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend
    And give sexy Michael Starr a call

    I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
    Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
    It's scary like a roller coaster
    It will stretch you out so wide

    Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
    Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
    It's better than a Ferris Wheel or a water slide
    It's a weenie ride

    I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing
    And better than the monkey bars
    You can take it on the couch or your water bed
    Or in the back of your Daddy's car
    And it's open all day, night time too, seven fucking days a week
    It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak

    So put that snatch on a weenie ride
    Ride her face down or on your side
    You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
    When some leverage is applied

    Open your legs for a weenie ride
    You won't be the first to see it and cry
    Just bring the baby wipes and some Astroglide
    It's a weenie ride, oh yeah

    Scream for me
    Scream out in ecstasy
    Honey, won't you try the weenie ride
    You're never gonna be the same
    Baby, how you gonna get to heaven if you can't take a little pain?

    Step right up for a weenie ride
    It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
    Oops, I think I got a little DNA
    All over your backside

    I wanna tell your friends about the weenie ride
    You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
    Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight
    For the weenie ride

    Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)
    Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (come spread your thighs)
    Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
    Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride)
    Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride, yeah)
    Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (baby, baby, baby)
    It's a weenie ride Writer/s: Darren Leader, Ralph Saenz, Russell Parrish, Travis Haley
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 1

  • Damien Robinson from Columbus GeorgiaI love this song more than any other song I've heard in my life
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