Teenage Dirtbag

Album: Wheatus (2001)
Charted: 2 124
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  • Her name is Noelle
    I have a dream about her
    She rings my bell
    I got gym class in half an hour
    Oh, how she rocks
    In Keds and tube socks
    But she doesn't know who I am
    And she doesn't give a damn about me

    'Cause I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby
    Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirt bag, baby
    Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh

    Her boyfriend's a dick
    And he brings a gun to school
    And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
    He lives on my block
    And he drives an IROC
    But he doesn't know who I am
    And he doesn't give a damn about me

    'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
    Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
    Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh

    Oh, yeah, dirtbag
    No, she doesn't know what she's missin'
    Oh, yeah, dirtbag
    No, she doesn't know what she's missin'

    Man, I feel like mold
    It's prom night and I am lonely
    'Lo and behold
    She's walkin' over to me
    This must be fake
    My lip starts to shake
    How does she know who I am?
    And why does she give a damn about?
    "I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
    Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
    I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you, ooh"

    Oh, yeah, dirtbag
    No, she doesn't know what she's missin'
    Oh, yeah, dirtbag
    No, she doesn't know what she's missin', oh Writer/s: Brendan Brown
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 2

  • Wombatstuffs from HungaryYes, the female voice is the lead singer,
  • Diana from Medellín, ColumbiaHi, I wanna know if is true that the female voice at the end of the song is really the lead singer with a high pitched voice.
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