Girl All The Bad Guys Want

Album: Drunk Enough to Dance (2002)
Charted: 8 64
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  • Eight o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
    To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
    Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
    She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means

    And when she walks
    All the wind blows and the angels sing
    But she doesn't notice me

    'Cause she is watchin' wrestling
    Creamin' over tough guys
    Listenin' to rap metal
    Turntables in her eyes

    It's like a bad movie
    She is lookin' through me
    If you were me, then you'd be
    Screamin', "Someone shoot me"
    As I fail miserably
    Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
    'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

    She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
    Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
    She said she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
    She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

    And when she walks
    All the wind blows and the angels sing
    She'll never notice me

    'Cause she is watchin' wrestling
    Creamin' over tough guys
    Listenin' to rap metal
    Turntables in her eyes

    She likes 'em with a mustache
    Racetrack season pass
    Drivin' in a Trans-Am
    Does a mullet make a man?

    It's like a bad movie
    She is lookin' through me
    If you were me, then you'd be
    Screamin', "Someone shoot me"
    As I fail miserably
    Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
    'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
    'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
    'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want

    There she goes again
    With fishnets on and dreadlocks in her hair
    She broke my heart, I want to be sedated
    All I wanted was to see her naked

    Now I am watchin' wrestling
    Tryin' to be a tough guy
    Listenin' to rap metal
    Turntables in my eyes
    I can't grow a mustache
    And I ain't got no season pass
    All I got's a moped, moped, moped

    It's like a bad movie
    She is lookin' through me
    If you were me, then you'd be
    Screamin', "Someone shoot me"
    As I fail miserably
    Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want

    'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
    'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
    'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
    'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
    'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
    'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want Writer/s: Butch Walker, Jaret Reddick
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 7

  • Peepeepeepeeper from Somewhere Probably This song is just Jaret Reddick who is now Chuck E. Cheese being a simp why do people love it so much
  • Mary from Richmond, Vathis song is so great. I love how they change the words to the refraim: "she's watchin' wresting screamin'over tough guys listening to rap metal turn tables in her eyes. Likes em with a mustache, racetrack season-pass, drivin' in a trans am, does a mullet make a man?" becomes "I'm watchin' wrestling tryin' to be a tough guy listing to rap metal turn tables in my eyes i can't grow a mustache, and i ain't got no season pass; all i got's a Moped." haha!
  • Trina from Nyc, NyThis is a cute song, the video's hilarious.
  • Emily from The Bury, CtI first heard this song like years ago and i use to want to become a rocker chick because of this song!. its really good and kinda stupid at the same time
  • Jaimye-leah from Birmingham, EnglandThe video makes fun of limp biskit and
    staind(sp?)
  • Cassie from Overland Park, KsI would die for this band. Their music has saved my life over and over again. I love you Jaret Reddick!
  • Krissy from Swansea, WalesThis is an amazing song :) why are there only 2 bowling for soup songs on here when they've done over 9 amazing albums?! krissy
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