Too Drunk To F--k

Album: Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death (1981)
Charted: 36
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  • Went to a party
    I danced all night
    I drank 16 beers
    And I started up a fight
    But now I'm jaded
    You're out of luck
    I'm rollin' down the stairs
    Too drunk to f--k
    Too drunk to f--k
    Too drunk to f--k
    Too drunk to f--k
    I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
    To f--k
    I like your stories
    I love your gun
    Shooting out cop tires
    Sounds like loads and loads of fun
    But in my room
    Wish you were dead
    You bawl like the baby
    In Eraserhead
    Too drunk to f--k
    Too drunk to f--k
    Too drunk to f--k
    It's all I need right now
    Too drunk to f--k
    Too drunk to f--k
    Too drunk to f--k
    Too drunk to f--k
    I'm sick, soft, gooey and cold
    Too drunk to f--k
    I'm 'bout to drop
    My head's a mess
    The only salvation is
    I'll never see you again
    You give me head
    It makes it worse
    Take out your f--kin' retainer
    Put it in your purse
    I'm too drunk to f--k
    You're too drunk to f--k
    Too drunk, to f--k
    It's all I need right now, oh baby
    I'm melting like an ice cream bar,
    Oh baby
    And now I got diarrhea
    Too drunk to f--k
    Yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah
    Ooooohhh... Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 3

  • Michael from Mcfarland, WiI am not happy with the main body of writing referring to this song. East Bay Ray plays a great surf/punk guitar riff, and I played this in college to a room full of 'straight' kids who had never heard the thing, and they went nuts. Since when is a closed auction on Ebay an indicator of a song's worth? Shall we judge others by this standard, because Barbara Streisand would not fare well.
  • Cj from Oak Creek, WiIt seems like these people assume the Dead Kennedys were trying to sell records or get on the radio. They didn't give a f--k. They wrote this song for themselves.
  • Zabadak from London, EnglandThis ploy did indeed increase sales in the UK as it charted higher than any other record by the band there...
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