Earth

Album: Single release only (2019)
Charted: 21 17
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  • What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here
    Well, I could be more specific
    Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to, you know
    For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
    Just wanted to say:

    We love the Earth, it is our planet
    We love the Earth, it is our home
    We love the Earth, it is our planet
    We love the Earth, it is our home

    Hi, I'm a baboon
    I'm like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge

    Hey, I'm a zebra
    No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
    Am I white or black?

    I'm a lion cub, and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)

    How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
    You drink milk from my tits (Moo)

    I'm a fat, fucking pig

    I'm a common fungus

    I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole

    I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up

    And I'm Kanye West

    We love the Earth, it is our planet
    We love the Earth, it is our home
    We love the Earth, it is our planet
    We love the Earth, it is our home
    We love the Earth

    Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
    We are the vultures, feed on the dead

    We're just some rhinos, horny as heck

    I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?

    Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
    I hop all day, up and down with you

    I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

    What the fuck? I'm a clam!

    I'm a wolf. Howl!

    I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut

    And I'm a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
    But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)
    Giddee-up, let's ride

    I'm HPV, don't let me in

    I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
    So what? It's cute

    We love you, India

    We love you, Africa

    We love the Chinese

    We forgive you, Germany

    Earth, it is our planet (It's so tiny)
    We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)
    We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
    We love the Earth, it is our home
    We love the Earth

    I'm a man (Hello?)
    Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
    I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
    And still don't know shit (What's going on?)
    I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
    Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
    And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
    And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
    But these days, it's like we don't know how to act
    All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
    Like, let's all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
    Like look at the internet! It's cracking as hell
    Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
    And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's (Uh)
    So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
    Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)

    Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
    I love this planet

    Hey, Russia, we're cool
    Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
    Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
    Let's come together and live

    Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum

    우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요

    Amamos la tierra

    我们爱地球

    (We love you, we love you)
    C'mon everybody, I know we're not all the same
    But we're living on the same Earth (We love you, we love you)
    Have you ever been to Earth?
    Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana (We love you, we love you)
    We're not making music for aliens here
    Are we gonna die?
    You know what, Bieber? We might die (We love you, we love you)
    I'm not going to lie to you
    I mean, there's so many people out here who don't think Global Warming's a real thing
    You know? We gotta save this planet
    We're being stupid
    Unless we get our shit together now Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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