Classic Masher

Album: Head Carrier (2016)
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  • Saw you coming my way
    Put my nose in a book
    Some crap that you gave me
    Or something that I took

    Man, he looked so good
    It had to be ooze leather
    He's so together
    Oozing like I never could

    I bet he's a classic masher
    He toot-toots when he likes the view
    Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher
    They talk boots while they're laughing at you

    He's playing dumb
    You're looking at clothes
    Straightening his hat
    Mr. Shnook ho-hum

    I should've shook his hand
    I never used to feel bad
    I never felt so blue
    Guess I never amused you

    I bet he's a classic masher
    He toot-toots when he likes the view
    Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher
    They talk boots while they're laughing at you

    I bet he's a classic masher
    He toot-toots when he likes the view
    Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher
    They talk boots while they're laughing at you
    (They talk boots while they're laughing at you)
    They talk boots while they're laughing at you
    (They talk boots while they're laughing at you)
    They talk boots while they're laughing at you
    (They talk boots while they're laughing at you)
    They talk boots while they're laughing at you
    (They talk boots while they're laughing at you) Writer/s: CHARLES THOMPSON
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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