I'll Sue Ya

Album: Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
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  • I sued Taco Bell
    'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
    And I got fat!

    I sued Panasonic
    They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
    To dry off my cat

    Huh, I sued Earth link
    'Cause I called them up
    And they had the nerve to put me on hold

    I sued Starbucks
    'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
    And it was cold!

    I sued Toys"are"Us
    'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
    And nearly choked to death

    Ugh, I sued Petco
    'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
    And now I got bad breath!

    I sued Coca-Cola, yo
    'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
    And it got stuck!

    I sued Delta Airlines
    'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
    I went there, and it sucked!

    Yeah!

    If you stand me up on a date
    If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late

    I'm gonna sue, sue
    Yes, I'm gonna sue
    Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
    I'm gonna sue, sue
    Yes, I'm gonna sue
    Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

    Ugh!

    I sued Duracell
    They never told me not to shove that double-A
    Right up my nose

    I sued Home Depot
    'Cause they sold me a hammer
    Which they knew I might drop on my toes

    I sued Dell Computers
    'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
    Now it doesn't work

    I sued Fruit of the Loom
    'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
    I look like a jerk

    I sued Verizon
    'Cause I get all depressed
    Any time my cell phone is roaming

    I sued Colorado
    'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
    Like Wyoming

    I sued Neiman Marcus
    'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
    Way out of season

    I sued Ben Affleck

    Aw, do I even need a reason?

    Ugh!

    If I sprain my ankle
    While I'm robbing your place

    If I hurt my knuckles
    When I punch you in the face

    I'm gonna sue, sue
    Yes, I'm gonna sue
    Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
    I'm gonna sue, sue
    Yes, I'm gonna sue
    Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you

    Ugh!
    Ugh!
    Ugh!

    I'll sue ya!
    I'll take all of your money
    I'll sue ya!
    If you even look at me funny

    I'll sue ya!
    I'll take all of your money
    I'll sue ya!
    If you even look at me funny

    I'll sue ya!
    I'll take all of your money
    I'll sue ya!
    If you even look at me funny

    I'll sue ya!
    I'll take all of your money
    I'll sue ya!
    If you even look at me funny

    I'll sue ya!
    Ha-ha ha ha-ha
    I'll sue ya!
    What'chall think of that?

    I'll sue ya!
    Ha-ha ha ha-ha
    Boo ya!
    I'll sue ya!

    Ugh! Publisher: EAR BOOKER MUSIC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 3

  • Alan from Fraser, Mitomas his guitar says "ARM THE LAWYERS" not homeless.
  • Tomas from Prague, Czech RepublicThe RATM look-alike is just perfect, the guitarist has even the "ARM THE HOMELESS" on his guitar
  • Jason from Seattle, WaThis is a quite humorous song to see Al break into live. Complete with the RATM look...
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